And Guinea pigs who’d rather have slept in!
A wealth of fish
And twice that of spiders!
And yet MORE spiders!
And birds in any colour you require! (I want one that eats spiders!!!)
Their flowers are a range of near edible colours!
And the roses in techni-colour!
Just ask any bee!
Any plant you want, they probably have it. And in taupe!
Not to mention the standard naff pottery that every nursery seems to stock.
And a restaurant for a nosh when you’re all ‘tuckered’ out!
And many little odd shops where you can get that clown wig you’ve always wanted
Up this alleyway and down that one! There’s something here for everyone
Care for a good book then? Or a trashy teen vampire book?
How about some stained glass for your castle Dracula?
Or maybe a little something softer?
And silkier! A whole shop of silk that is!
Maybe, with the profusion of life around you, you’d rather have fake flowers? Easier to care for. Why water them when you can dust?
And sticks in various shades to stick where ever you want… let’s not ask too deeply on that one!
And fine woman’s wear for the man of your choice! I think the T-shirt describes that headgear best!
And then what better way to end the celebration of life than with a large hunk of dried, raw meat?